Red Carpet: and the award goes to…
In my opinion Mila Jovovich took home the best dressed award last night at the Oscars. What’s that? You can’t get an Oscar for best dressed?!?!?
Well we should fix that shouldn’t we.

Angie took home the “most leg flashes in a night” award. OK, we get it, you’re gorgeous but deathly skinny and are in need of a lesson in eating. Come hangout with me for a week and I’ll help you out. Your treat- of course.

We took home the award for “most crab cakes eaten in a single sitting.”
Impressed?
I would be if I were you.

But, did anyone actually watch more than two of the movies nominated…? Hmm, me neither. Regardless, I hope you enjoyed the glitz and glam of the show.
Have a happy glam-filled Monday in celebration of… Crabcakes!!

